There was a  man from an island remote .
He went to town in a boat.
He rowed the boat with his left hand .
Soon he reached where he wanted to land .
There he bought a hen , a pigeon and a toad.

There is an old lady in Tibet .
She is so fat she is on diet .
She suddenly screams and shakes .
"I am hungry , I want my cakes !"
This poor old lady of Tibet.

There was a lady from Hong Kong ,
Her favourite game was ping-pong,
She played it with a skill ,
She's out there to kill .
For her opponent was a king kong !

Wong , your limericks are cool .
You recite them sitting near a pool .
But there's a spelling mistake
For goodness sake ! You are half bake.
I think you should go back to school .

Betty , I can see you are so sleepy ,
If you're bored why write a diary ?
Let's carry on our limerick,
And race it along till we are sick,
Until the end of the story when we are weary .

There was  a kitten which drank sour milk .
This kitten had a nice fur of silk .
It wouldn't catch birds or mice.
but loved to eat chips of spice.
This funny kitten which drank sour milk .

There was a man who went ahunting ,
In the jungle , he started singing ,
His songs drew out a big tiger,
His smile frozed when eaten by the man-eater,
Since then he was never out hunting

Sometimes we like to go to the seasdie .
To see the waves , the blue sky wide .
Girls sitting on the rocks ,
Gentle wind blows their frocks .
They later  go to swim in the tide .

This world is full of hatred and poverty,
It's  the same in every country .
To love we are too lazy ,
To hate is simply so easy ,
May be we need a drink of brandy !

Here I am just back from town ,
I'm tired , my face is brown,
Then I burst into laughter .
It is joined by my brother .
I wear my hat unside down.


Aggie